Jeff Goldblum Floats in Giant Bubble Across the Ocean

Early this morning, beachgoers were stunned to see a massive, transparent bubble being inflated on the shore.

Moments later, Jeff Goldblum, dressed in a shimmering silver tuxedo with his signature charm, was seen floating inside, sitting at a grand piano. The bubble was then gently pushed into the water, where it began to drift, transforming the ocean into Goldblum’s stage.

Some residents believe he’s still out there floating. Bon voyage, indeed!