The Rock Chugs Milk and Claims Ownership of the Spruce Goose!

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has made headlines yet again, but this time, it’s not for a blockbuster movie or wrestling comeback—it’s for a bizarre obsession involving gallons of milk and a historical airplane.

In a strange turn of events, Johnson was recently spotted outside the Long Beach museum where the legendary Spruce Goose resides, chugging down gallons of milk while loudly proclaiming that he now owns the famous aircraft. Witnesses reported that The Rock showed up with a cooler full of milk jugs, downing them one by one while flexing his muscles and shouting, “The Spruce Goose is mine! I can feel it in my bones!”

As bewildered onlookers watched, Johnson repeatedly demanded that museum officials hand over the Spruce Goose, the massive wooden aircraft famously built by Howard Hughes. “I own this bird now,” Johnson declared, slamming down another empty milk jug. “It’s part of my legacy!”

Despite his booming presence and the sheer volume of milk he consumed, museum staff attempted to explain that the Spruce Goose is a historical artifact owned by the museum and not available for purchase—or any form of Rock takeover. However, Johnson was undeterred, reportedly going on a tirade about how he was destined to “fly the big wooden beast into the next century.”

Social media quickly caught wind of the spectacle, with videos of The Rock chugging milk and yelling about the Spruce Goose going viral. Some fans joked that Johnson was gearing up for a new movie where he plays a pilot trying to reclaim the skies, while others speculated that this was simply Johnson embracing his larger-than-life persona in a way only he could.

Milk brands have already jumped on the trend, with some suggesting that Johnson’s next venture could be a protein-packed milk line to match his muscular physique. As for the Spruce Goose, it remains safely parked in its hangar—for now—despite Johnson’s impassioned declarations of ownership.

No word yet on whether Johnson plans to return for another attempt to claim the plane, but for now, the museum staff remains on high alert for any more surprise visits from The Rock and his army of milk jugs.

Will The Rock ever get his hands on the Spruce Goose? Only time—and maybe a few more gallons of milk—will tell.

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